teenbitch:

how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary

o_O
the response to an awkward comment in 2009 (via greatwhiteprivilege)
if u say “i love you” too often it loses its meaning
boring people who probably read john green and listen to the beatles (via frnkierocellabration)
unit03:

fukkkres:

dick too big too be dis skressed

This is still the greatest thing of all time

natnovna:

when i’m singing along to 1d in my car & another driver catches me

image

floranymph:

esmmmme:

movida next door bathroom wall

Little frida in the corner
petal-parasol:

MY SIM IS HOT-HEADED SO HE’S ANGRY FOR NO REASON AND NOW HE CAN TAKE AN ANGRY POOP
This game is absolutely brilliant I laughed so hard at this holy hell

gaydtr:

[takes 4 shots of whiskey before 11 am] The world IS a beautiful place and I AM no longer afraid to die

missgingerninja:

do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

hummusshite:

chickem:

NO

there IS NO QUESTION MARK. YOU ARE BEING SUMMoned TO  ROACH PROM. nO CHOICE.