floranymph:

esmmmme:

movida next door bathroom wall

Little frida in the corner
petal-parasol:

MY SIM IS HOT-HEADED SO HE’S ANGRY FOR NO REASON AND NOW HE CAN TAKE AN ANGRY POOP
This game is absolutely brilliant I laughed so hard at this holy hell

gaydtr:

[takes 4 shots of whiskey before 11 am] The world IS a beautiful place and I AM no longer afraid to die

missgingerninja:

do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

hummusshite:

chickem:

NO

there IS NO QUESTION MARK. YOU ARE BEING SUMMoned TO  ROACH PROM. nO CHOICE.

vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

timidbabie:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him
east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-

nflstreet:

me: *goes to hell* what the fuck is this

satan: Welcome To My Twisted Mind.

Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.
Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)
condommodel:

this is still my fav