[takes 4 shots of whiskey before 11 am] The world IS a beautiful place and I AM no longer afraid to die
do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?
my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
me: *goes to hell* what the fuck is this
satan: Welcome To My Twisted Mind.
|—||Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)|