how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary
|—||the response to an awkward comment in 2009 (via greatwhiteprivilege)|
|—||boring people who probably read john green and listen to the beatles (via frnkierocellabration)|
when i’m singing along to 1d in my car & another driver catches me
[takes 4 shots of whiskey before 11 am] The world IS a beautiful place and I AM no longer afraid to die
do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?